Don’t ask me, though, I sell photos of my ass for a living, I’m not good at math. (I am ok at math equations as long as I can have a calculator, I’m not innately good at numbers unfortunately.)ANYWAY. We’re here for the video, not me making nonsensical algebra. As per usual, click on whichever […]
You know, I was only really planning to do a few pics of this, but then I had an idea, and OnlyFans fucking loooooooves video, so I decided to kick myself in the ass a bit and do some video. I don’t really have anything against videos, I just really enjoy doing still photos, it […]
So I have finally delivered!I kept not doing a JOI because the whole concept makes me nervous, LOL. And the concept then that people would critique it made me EXTRA nervous. So I put this off for like an entire month. It’s ok though, because it being Halloween means that I had an excuse to […]
Today I have another little clip story for you! These are fun, and people really like them on OF, so they’re here to stay! lol. In today’s, I regale you with the story of how I can’t get photographers to keep their appointments for anything, so I really need some help holding a camera. I […]
So on Twitter, my old fuckin’ the Dune Popcorn Bucket post took off again. This is usually the sort of thing that gets given to Diamond only, but I am a benevolent overlord who understands that I would also be incredibly curious in this situation, so! Here you go. Click on either of the GIFs […]
The proposition: my kingdom, for the ability to host longer videos like sites that are owned by actual companies and not one not web designer. Seriously, I dunno how to do any of this, I just take photos of my ass for a living.But anyway! This is posting quite late tonight because I’ve been playing […]
Some Spicier Video! Ah yes, some slightly spicier video. Only slightly though. Maybe not safe for work, depending on where you work! 😉
Some Video! Since social media is still so very Video Oriented I’ve been trying to take more of it lately — so I’m going to start giving it to you here, too! And they’re in glorious 4K! Which, truly, seems like too high a resolution to see myself in — but I actually look great. […]
Welcome to May! Because I lost my mind just a little, I’m just finishing up the last of my Leon photos — so my content writeup’s going to be in a day or two! And in the meantime, I’m just going to start posting. Starting with this, in case you managed to not see it […]
If You Liked Yesterday … Then you’re gonna love today! One last quick preview to get you all excited for the full length videos later this month — last time I did a latex video for someone it was specifically pulling long gloves and stockings on, and I had to put those on anyway~ So […]
Maybe Something New for You Who knows, maybe you’ll find that you like something new today! I worked for a latex fetish company for like ~5 years as their main designer, but it’s been a while since I did anything with rubber other than just happen to be wearing it! I think the last time […]
Another one of Those Videos Trimmed in from the major video for Diamond subs this month! Just a little clip so you can see some of what’s up. Even just a little peek in at that zipper I’ve been talking about! Too bad that clip doesn’t start just a liiiiiittle sooner. 😇
But Wait — Video! As y’all know (or SHOULD know, anyway, tsk tsk), Diamond Subs get video every month, and I’ve already teased them in the writeup for this month. But I’m going to tease them again too! Just one dropping here, but I’m going to drop a few more teasers for the higher tiers! […]
I didn’t Forget about You, Diamond! You’ll have another video in the roundup at the end of the month, of course, but I wanted to give you a couple of slow-mo clips that are *chefkiss* very nice if I do say so myself!
Couldn’t Resist a Couple More Teasers! They’re REALLY spicy though. 😳 You’re welcome! [Clip One] – [Clip Two]
Did you Possibly Think I Would not include Ass in this? Oh ye of little faith. Of course I have clips from the back, are you insane? If you look really close — like just go ahead and get shamelessly close to that screen — you miiiight be able to see another accessory that matches […]
A Bit More Video! Again, Diamond gets all of this video, but I wanted to just slide a couple more little teasers in because I think they’re so sexy! You’re trapped in here with me, I guess! Videos still work best this way with the click through, sorry! Finding Video Hosts that’ll let me upload […]
I made some GIFs … and then they briefly broke some things so uh. Please look forwards to those in your monthly roundup of content that I’ll send to you! 😂 And whichever ones I post on twitter. I’m going to see if I can get around that, because I really do like making GIFs. Maybe […]
Best viewed on your phone as all good sexy videos are. Makes it a little sneaky feeling, don’t you agree? (Is that just me? 😂) It’s too big for an imbed so you’ll have to follow a couple of links: CLICK HERE (and there will be another link to click on the page you land on). […]
An uncensored one, as a little treat – I just wanted you to be able to compare the two and tell me if I’m insane to think that the censoring is so sexy. It’s for science, you have to look at both!
I fucking love making GIFs! 😂 So I’m going to do a bunch of that, as previews for the video content that Diamond subs are getting every month. Also, you’re welcome for all of the censoring, because I find it weirdly sexy!